{"id":313,"date":"2020-04-04T06:07:03","date_gmt":"2020-04-04T06:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nolits.com\/blog\/?p=313"},"modified":"2020-04-04T06:07:10","modified_gmt":"2020-04-04T06:07:10","slug":"how-to-clean-toilet-sic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nolits.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/04\/how-to-clean-toilet-sic\/","title":{"rendered":"How to clean Toilet (sic)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

(This article is a school seat work about linear process explanation. It is a group work by Nolit Abanilla, Ma. Jeremiah T. Balbuena and Ma. Alma P. Duron for an english literature class in PWU sometime in 1989.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cleaning the toilet is always a drag. You must degrade yourself, kneel down and do the scrubbing. But before that, you must consider somethings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

First, see to it that your windows are closed. You don’t want to let your handsome neighbor see you in your most humiliating position.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then you must use an appropriate detergent. Do not use your imported “floral scented” soap on the white porcelain just because you want it to smell good. A good active cleanser with deodorizer will do. Dash a few of these into the john. You might need some strong acid or toilet bowl cleaner. Pour some of these generously, and set aside for a few minutes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now you can start scrubbing. Scrub very well and do not leave any space unsubscrubed (sic)<\/em>. Make that brownish gray “holy seat” look sparkling white. And feel the glory of that miraculous change.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After scrubbing, you must wash away the soap. You can wipe bowl (sic)<\/em> with a clean rag if you wish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Finally, your toilet is clean. Now you can call your 5-year-old brother to sprinkle the toilet with god-knows-what in a manner most playful little boys do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Apparently the teacher did not like the story as she gave the piece a low grade of 2.50 with a note saying “topic is very ordinary.” But I think she should have given us a better grade as the purpose of the seat work was to demonstrate linear process explanation, and we did a good job on it regardless of what topic we choose. Well, you cannot please everybody.) <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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